Mike’s 4-star review:
"Five guys, five stars" is what my 7 year old son told me after our first meal here. My 4 year old repeated "five stars" to sway my vote, but as the registered Yelper of the household, I'll say 4 solid stars.
As Five Guys novices, we came to this location on the first day it opened. Located across the street from the big Starbucks shop and Pickwick building, it's a prime location in Uptown PR.
Setting foot inside, I was impressed with its simple red and white motifs on the floor and walls. The next thing my 7 year old pointed out is "There are more than 5 guys working here!" He was right - I counted 14, plus maybe some more in back possibly. Signs all around posted glowing quotes and testimonials for Five Guys from various publications and critics.
We came right before the big dinner rush, so there was no line ahead of us. With a quick glance at the menu, I went for the jugular ...er coronary artery perhaps, and ordered a bacon cheeseburger. My son got the "little" cheeseburger. My 4 year old got a grilled cheese. Our order taker recommended we split a single large fry, as it would be enough to feed all of us.
As we waited for our food, we enjoyed a free cardboard "boat" of peanuts we scooped from a box. The food came to us in paper bags, wrapped in foil. No nonsense. No mascots, no clowns, no toys. Classic rock like Cheap Trick, ZZ Top and Genesis blasted in the place. Clearly, this is a man's joint and it appealed to me. It's also clear the food, not the scenery, rules here. A handwritten white board sign on the wall even showed which farm today's potatoes came from.
The "little" burger was huge - rivaling a regular 1/4-pound burger at other places. And you can taste the beef's quality in its appearance, smell and love at first bite. The grilled cheese was round, essentially like a burger bun with the top and bottom shaved off. Nothing too impressive, but I think the fresh-cut fries were the definite winners here. Among me and my 2 boys, we cleared a large fry serving that came in a plain-looking 22 oz. paper cup. Not greasy, not too crispy, but an honest potato taste.
We left the place fully loaded, too full for even an Italian ice at Lisa's across the street like we usually do when visiting the area.
Bottom line, I'd give it 5 stars if the order taker had explained that toppings are free, but not included when you order. Even naked, my burger was superb, but some pickle, onions and tomato would have been nice. It cost $20 to feed the 3 of us to capacity. Not cheap eats, but reasonable for the generous serving and that forever-full feeling that followed.